Knowing now what we do about the reality behind each episode, how would you rewrite these haiku to reveal the hidden truths in each episode?
Season Six
Exile On Main Street


Monsters break patterns.
Finding Sam alive again
Breaks Dean's “normal” world.
Two And A Half Men

Baby shapeshifter
Makes Winchesters, Campbells ask:
Who's your family?
The Third Man

Heaven's civil war
Sets lost weapons loose on Earth;
Angels deal in souls.
Weekend At Bobby's

With help from his friends,
Bobby threatens Crowley's bones
To regain his soul.
Live Free Or TwiHard


Sam lets Dean be turned.
Hunter spy in vampire nest
Kills,but stops nothing.
You Can't Handle The Truth

Under compulsion,
Humans tell the truth and die:
Only Sam can lie.
Family Matters

Demon Crowley plots
To annex Purgatory,
Home of monster souls.
All Dogs Go To Heaven

Fear your family dog:
Sleeper skinwalker army
Pretend to be pets.
Clap Your Hands If You Believe

New Age masquerade:
Fairies pose as aliens,
Stealing first-born sons.
Caged Heat

Brothers team with Meg,
Hunting Crowley's Alpha jail
To demand Sam's soul.
Appointment In Samarra

Dean makes a wager:
One day as Death for Sam's soul.
He loses – but wins.
Like A Virgin

Sam wakes as Dean's bro
With no soulless memories.
Teamed, they hunt dragons.
Unforgiven


Sam's forgotten past
Spins a present spider trap;
Memories surface.
Mannequin 3: The Reckoning

Shy girl's vengeful ghost
Targets men whose prank killed her.
Dean gets parent-trapped.
The French Mistake


Heaven's civil war
Puts bros in bizarro world
Acting out their lives.
...And Then There Were None

Eve makes new monsters,
Planning to cage human food;
Hunters' families die.
My Heart Will Go On

Titanic effect:
Changing the past mints new souls
But Fate still prevails.
Frontierland


To burn the Mother,
Brothers travel to Colt's time
For phoenix ashes.
Mommy Dearest

Eve builds new hybrids;
Castiel faked Crowley's death –
All about the souls.
The Man Who Would Be King

Sam, Dean, saving Earth:
Castiel's good intentions
Pave his road to Hell.
Let It Bleed


Lovecraft opened doors.
Crowley takes Ben and Lisa;
Dean's Achilles heel.
The Man Who Knew Too Much

Memory endgame:
Castiel drops Sam's mind-wall,